- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Killing your friend as a joke.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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