- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

a black man walks out of popeyes

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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