- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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