- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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