What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

haha black people :D

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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