What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Chuck Norris.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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