A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

I asked her where you were.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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