- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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