- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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