how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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