- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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