Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

i like it in the mouth

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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