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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What is green and is not grass A frogg

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