- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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