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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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