- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Yes

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

knock,knock you suck

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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