knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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