- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Balls

How did the black person die? Of old age

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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