- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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