- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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