- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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