what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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