Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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My cat just died.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Anti Joke

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