What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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