- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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