- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

123 f*ck off

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

whats green and lives in the water

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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