- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

antonio has a penis head.lol

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A women left the kitchen.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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