Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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