- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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