- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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