- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

this website is a bad joke

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

The holocaust

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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