Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

womens rights.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Pickle

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Anti Joke

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