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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How old are you? 7

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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