- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*