what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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