What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A man goes to the potty.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

This is an anti-joke.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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