How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

this website is a bad joke

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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