- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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