Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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