- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

My spelling is horrible

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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