Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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