Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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