- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

this website is a bad joke

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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