- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

No your aunties a joke

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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