A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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