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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

i like it in the mouth

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive