This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope, expectation and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going to venture into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there that Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down in the family's precious leather chair, looked her in the eye and whispered a sweet farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible, so now he is armed with the fact that his father is there for him, to help him further his adventure. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He grabbed his stash of Cool Original Doritos, took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena, got his Grandfather's lucky medallion and his inhaler and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, used the straw to puncture a hole through which to drink, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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