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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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