Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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