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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

your mom.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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