- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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