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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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