What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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