- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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