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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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