- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Roses are red.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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