- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Gustavo Andrade

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

your life

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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