What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Error 37.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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WILLYS

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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