- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

woman's rights

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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