your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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9/11

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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