- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

kieran is a homosexual

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

your mom was so fat that she died.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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