what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A van drives into a car.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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