Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

your mom was so fat that she died.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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