- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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