- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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