Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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