- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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