- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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