- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

So these two girls have a cup .

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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