How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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