Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

penis. nuff said.

A lot eh?

What is 9+10? 19

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Anti Joke

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