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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

SHUT UP JP

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.