What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Who wants water? I do.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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knock knock come in

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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