- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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