What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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