- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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