A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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