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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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