- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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