- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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