Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Tucker Rivera

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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