- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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