Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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