- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

woman's rights

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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