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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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