Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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