How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Jesus Christ

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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