- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

I like school Said no one ever.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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