- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

your mom was so fat that she died.

A black man walks out of a police station

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Cheese

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

I am a mime

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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