- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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