How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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