- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

My cat just died.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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