- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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