- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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