What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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womens rights.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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