What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Jesus Christ

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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