- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

you will like this because i am black.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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