- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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