whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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