- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

The holocaust

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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