What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Anti Joke

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