What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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read this sentence again.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Anti Joke

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