- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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