mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Anti Joke

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