Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

what's funny about war? nothing!

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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