- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How about that airline food?

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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