- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

My cat just died.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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