why did the blue berry cross the road

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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