A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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