- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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