- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Yellow People !!

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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