- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Death by kayak

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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