- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

hey hey apple

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A gay man watches football.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead