- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How old are you? 7

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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