How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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