- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

you will like this because i am black.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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