- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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