What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

I have read the terms and conditions

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A lot eh?

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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