roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

the economy.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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