- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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