- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

I have read the terms and conditions

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

The holocaust

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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