How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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