- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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