- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

This is an anti-joke.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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