- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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