- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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