What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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