- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are annoying? Ads.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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