- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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