- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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