- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Paper or plastic? Yes...

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

My spelling is horrible

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