- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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