- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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