Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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