What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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A man did not like this site

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Anti Joke

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