Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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