- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

A man goes to the potty.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

America

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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