- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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