Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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like if your cool

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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