- Anti Joke

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her