What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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your face

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Eric is gay Ha

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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