- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

womens rights

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

miha kako si?

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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