- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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