Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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