I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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