- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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