Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

my penis

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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