- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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