- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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