- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

A lot eh?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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