Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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No soup for you!

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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like most people my age. im 27

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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