- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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