- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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