- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

I'm hungry.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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