A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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