- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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