- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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