why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

knock knock Dave's not here.

drugs.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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