An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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i'm hard

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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