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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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