- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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