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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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