What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Anti Joke

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