Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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12 in general

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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human centipede

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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