- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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