- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

How about that airline food?

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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