- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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