You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Antijokes...

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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