What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

A gay man watches football.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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