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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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