- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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