- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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