- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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