- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

I'm Polish.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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