How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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