- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

I'm rick james bitch

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

kieran is a homosexual

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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