- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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