"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Pain Olympics.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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