If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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