Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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