What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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