Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

race-car = rac-ecar

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

womens rights.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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