- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

The american education system.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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