What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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