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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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