- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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