Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Democracy.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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