- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Once, I went to Peru.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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