Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Go away still nothing to see

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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who else is on here?

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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