- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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