- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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