- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

you will like this because i am black.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

whats black and strange a paki

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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