- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Your girlfriend.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A pope meets another one

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