What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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