What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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The New York Giants

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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