There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I'm Polish.

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