- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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