Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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