A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the dog die? He was old

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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