Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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