a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Anti Joke

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