What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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