- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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