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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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