- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A gay man watches football.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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