A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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