How do you drown a fish? You don't...

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

penis. nuff said.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What is 9+10? 19

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Anti Joke

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