- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Your girlfriend.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A pope meets another one

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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