- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

roses are red violets should be purple

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

knock knock who's there ?

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??