- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A lot eh?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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