- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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