- Anti Joke

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the dog die? He was old

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment