- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Neither have I

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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