Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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