A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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