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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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