- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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