- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

homosexual rights to marriage

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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