- Anti Joke

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead