A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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My jeans

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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HEY!

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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