- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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