baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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