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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

the WNBA.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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