- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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