wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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