- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

irish man drinking john smiths

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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