- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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