- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Denard Robinson

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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