- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

quantum physics?

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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