- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE