What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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