- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

womens rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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