- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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