- Anti Joke

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

pull my finger (farts)

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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