Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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