- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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