- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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