What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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