A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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a black man pays his child support

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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