- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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