- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Then none of us want to be right.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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