If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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