- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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