- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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