- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Tall asians

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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