What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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