- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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