Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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