what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Anti Joke

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