- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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