what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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My Nan, that is all.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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