- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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