Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Anti Joke

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