- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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