Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Anti Joke

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