- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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