- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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