How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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