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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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