- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Death by kayak

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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