- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9/11 my birthday

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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