what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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