- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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