Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Lololol

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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