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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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