What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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