A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What is the difference?

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Women's Rights..

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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