justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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