there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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