Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

homosexual rights to marriage

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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