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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

the economy.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.