Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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