What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Nobody cares maddie!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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