:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

My cat just died.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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