- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

I agree

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats black and gay? Obama

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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