Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Cheese

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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