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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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