One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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