- Anti Joke

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: starts to laugh Yeah...that's a funny cup.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition