- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

you will like this because i am black.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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