- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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