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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

I love pissing people off :P

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.