- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

homosexual rights to marriage

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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