- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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