- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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