- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A black man walks out of a police station

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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