- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??