- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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