- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What? Huh?

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A women left the kitchen.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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