I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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