- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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