Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

why dont they make black forks

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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