- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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