- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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