Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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