- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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