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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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