- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

will you like this joke my sources say no

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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