Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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