- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Once upon a time a was born

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Knock Knock Come in

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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