Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

how man

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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