why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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