Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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