- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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