Actually it was me Josh brown

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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