What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

WOw you have no life

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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