What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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