A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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this website is a bad joke

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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You idiot.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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No your aunties a joke

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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