Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

The chickens have become self-aware!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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