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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Knock knock... Home invasion

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Indians

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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