- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A lot eh?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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