- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, yup.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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