What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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