- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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