every cloud has a silver lining

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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I'm hungry.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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