- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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