- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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