- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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