Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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