Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Why? Because.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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