What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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