What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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