- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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