- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

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