roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What's up? Your time.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Anti Joke

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