Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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