- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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