- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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