- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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