- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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