welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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