- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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