Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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homosexual rights to marriage

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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autistic kids rock

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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