- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

how do you win a game try your best

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Take part of what?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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