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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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