- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

I don't get it

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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