What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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womens rights.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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