What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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