What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Anti Joke

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