Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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knock knock come in

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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