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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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