- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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