- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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