- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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