- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

God is real.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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