A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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