- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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