- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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