- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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