- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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