- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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