- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A lot eh?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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