- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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