How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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