- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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