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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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