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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Guess what? I like trains.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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