- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

ever tried african food? they neither

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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