What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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