What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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