- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Andoni was here

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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