- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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