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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

A blonde dies Lololol

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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