- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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