Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats green and slimy? green slim

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Diarrhea

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Dwarf Shortage

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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