what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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I C U P White stuff

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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