What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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