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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o