What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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civil rights

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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