- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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