Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

jews

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

No

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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