What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A gay man watches football.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

why dont they make black forks

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

I'm homeless.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I'm Polish.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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