- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

In soviet Russia...things are different

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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