- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Knock knock It's open, come in

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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