How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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alert('The Game')

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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