What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

human centipede

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

quantum physics?

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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