- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A sober Irish individual.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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