- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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