- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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