What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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