I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

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