- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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