- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

In soviet Russia...things are different

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

XD Jackass.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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