- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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