- Anti Joke

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.