- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A lot eh?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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