- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Actually it was me Josh brown

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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