- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Julian Ha.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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