- Anti Joke

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

NEVER

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face