- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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