- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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