- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

I'm Polish.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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