- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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