- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

like most people my age. im 27

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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