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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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