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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Your girlfriend.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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