- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Dwarf Shortage

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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