- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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