- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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