Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What is my name? I dont know

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hi jonny

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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like if your cool

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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