What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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No

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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