what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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