- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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