Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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