- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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