wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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