One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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