- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Where's my baby??

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.