- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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