- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Knock knock... Home invasion

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Turkey Balls

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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