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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Killing your friend as a joke.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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