What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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