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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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