- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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