- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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