Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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