Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

homosexual rights to marriage

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Pain Olympics.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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