Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Death by kayak

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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