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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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