- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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