where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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