Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

this website is a bad joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Im taking a shit right now.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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