- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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