I am a mime

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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