- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

i like it in the mouth

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!