A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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