will you like this joke my sources say no

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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I <3 Hitler

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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