"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

why dont they make black forks

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Men's rights

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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