- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Women.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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