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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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