- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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