- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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