How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

I Have a Black Friend

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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