Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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