Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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