What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Rylan Clark

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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How old are you? 7

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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how much fish could a chicken

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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