how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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