- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Donald Trump

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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