srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Anti Joke

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