- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

class is canceled. My professor died.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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