A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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no.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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