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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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