- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How you know when dislextic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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