- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's up? Your time.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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