Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What is the name of the car? What

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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