- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A car walks into a bar.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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