- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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