You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

In soviet Russia...things are different

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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