Puns are terrible. I love them.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

No

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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