- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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