Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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