- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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