- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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