What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Donald Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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