- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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