- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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