Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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