why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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