Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Hello

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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www.xnxx.com

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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