- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Knock knock. Get out!!

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

my penis

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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