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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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