- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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