- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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