- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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