What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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