You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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