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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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