What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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