- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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