- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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