- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Please ignore this statement.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

God is real.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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