- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

i have two hands.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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