- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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