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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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