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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Neither have I

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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