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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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