- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

guess what what ...

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why do fat people commit suicide

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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