Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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