How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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