- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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