- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A black man walks out of a police station

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Actually it was me Josh brown

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