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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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