Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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America

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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