- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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