Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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A man goes to the potty.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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