What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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