- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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