- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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