- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Barack Obama is a good president.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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