yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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