Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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