- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Knock Knock! F*ck off

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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