- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?