- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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