What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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