- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

knock,knock you suck

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

race-car = rac-ecar

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