- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

A Chinese man fails a math test

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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