Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Democracy.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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