- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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