- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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