My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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i'm hard

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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