- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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