Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

A sober Irish individual.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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