- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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