- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Tall asians

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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