one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Women's Rights

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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