A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Gus's mom

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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