what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Burp

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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