- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

You know what's funny? Rape

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Go away still nothing to see

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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