awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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