Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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bite me

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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pobody's nerfect

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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