Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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the WNBA.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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