- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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