Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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