- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

why dont they make black forks

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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