What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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