- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Knock, knock. Come in.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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