- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

A man did not like this site

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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