How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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