- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Reading the Terms and Conditions

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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