How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Atheism

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Whats two plus two Four!

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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