- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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