There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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An anti-joke

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Anti Joke

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