- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

how do you call someone? use a phone

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