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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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