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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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