- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A russian gives away vodka.

Tucker Rivera

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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