What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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My Nan, that is all.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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