What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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