why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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