- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

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