What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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