- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Jack Stevens

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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