- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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