- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

pull my finger (farts)

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's upside down? umop apisdn

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