What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Knock, knock. Come in.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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