- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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