Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

sadf

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

so today i took a poop. hehe

every cloud has a silver lining

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Anti Joke

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