- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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