- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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