Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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A man did not like this site

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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My cat just died.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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