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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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