- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!