How do you drown a fish? You don't...

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What is 9+10? 19

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

penis. nuff said.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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