- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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