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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

antonis sister is mighty fine

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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