- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

jd and zach loves vigina

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

David Cameron

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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