What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's 1+1? 69.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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