So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

In soviet Russia...things are different

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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