- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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