How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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