What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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