Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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My spelling is horrible

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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