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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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