- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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