what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Yellow People !!

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Phew... it's gone.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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