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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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