- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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