- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Indians

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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