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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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