how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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one stop shop

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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