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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

sky silverstein

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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