- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Indians

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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