Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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