What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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