- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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