why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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this website is a bad joke

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Yellow People !!

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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