Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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read this sentence again.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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