What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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