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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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