- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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