What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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www.xnxx.com

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Cripples are lame.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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