Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why can't february march Because april may

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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