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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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