- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A women left the kitchen.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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