Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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like most people my age. im 27

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No soup for you!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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