What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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