- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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