- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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