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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

race-car = rac-ecar

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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