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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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