Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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WNBA

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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