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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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