- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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