How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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