i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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guess what what ...

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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