a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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