- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

womens rights

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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