- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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