- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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