How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A russian gives away vodka.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Jovan

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Anti Joke

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