How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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