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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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