Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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