- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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