- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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