- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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