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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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