- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A man goes to the potty.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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