- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man did not like this site

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

hey hey apple

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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