- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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