- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

a man makes a bad joke

Jimmy Saville

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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