Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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