what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Death by kayak

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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