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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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