Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Guest what in the butt

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Maths.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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