- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

a man checks his mypsace

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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