whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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My children are mistakes

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Anti Joke

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