- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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