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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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