- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

jd and zach loves vigina

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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