- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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