What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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