- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A man goes to the potty.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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