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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the dog die? He was old

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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