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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How many light bulbs? 1

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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