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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

XD Jackass.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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