- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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