Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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