what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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