- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Pain Olympics.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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