- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A pope meets another one

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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