Turtles

The Bible

You.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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