why did your mum die young because she had canser

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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