- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Democracy.

womens rights

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

like if your cool

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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