What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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