- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

i'm hard

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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