- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Charlie Sheen

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

drugs.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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