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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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