How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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