- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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