- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What has two legs? Half a cat

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Neither have I

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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