Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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