A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

HELLO EVERYONE

Sarah Palin.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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