- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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