- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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