- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

you will like this because i am black.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Potassium? K.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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