- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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