A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Anti Joke

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