- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Hej Erik och Leo!!

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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