- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

HELLO EVERYONE

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A man goes to the potty.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

HEY!

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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