- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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