- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why dont they make black forks

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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