What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Massie is a fatass

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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