- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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