Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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woman's rights

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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