A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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