Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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