Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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kathryn atkins

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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