- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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