- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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