Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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