- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

a man checks his mypsace

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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