- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

asians have slitted eyes lol

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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