- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Your mom.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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