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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

I like that, but why am I happy?

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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