How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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