What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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I have read the terms and conditions

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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