Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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The Labour Party.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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