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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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