- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??