- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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