- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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