What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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