What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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