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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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