Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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