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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

american idol

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What's just not right? Left

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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