- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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