"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A black man walks out of a police station

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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