- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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