- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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