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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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