what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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