What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

star wars kid

What's the difference between a lamp?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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