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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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