- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Andoni was here

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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