Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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