Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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