Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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