- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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