A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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