- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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