apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Dwarf Shortage

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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