How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the dog die? He was old

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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