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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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