- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

knock knock Goodbye

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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