Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

hi michael

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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