S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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