- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Eric is gay Ha

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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