Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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I'm hungry.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Black people stink of shite!

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Women's Rights

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Anti Joke

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