- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Julian Ha.

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