- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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