- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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