Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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i'm hard

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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