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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A man did not like this site

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

hey hey apple

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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