Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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