the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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