Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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You are joking right?

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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