When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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