- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

I love pissing people off :P

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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