kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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