- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

My children are mistakes

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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