Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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