Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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