- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Jack Stevens

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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