- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A pope meets another one

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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