what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

womens rights.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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