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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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