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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do I hate? people

A terrorist robs a walrus.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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