- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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