What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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