- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A black man walks out of a police station

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What page are you on The gay page.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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