- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

why did you poop because you are a poop

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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