"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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