What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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