- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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