Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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