- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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