my gramma died

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

So these two girls have a cup .

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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