Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Anti Joke

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