- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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