How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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9/11 my birthday

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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