- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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