Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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