- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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