What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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