- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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