What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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