-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Neither have I

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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