How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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autistic kids rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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