- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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