- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

a black man pays his child support

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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