- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Obamacare haters

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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