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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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