why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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