lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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