A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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