What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Good job, son.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A fat guy!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Anti Joke

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