- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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