- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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