what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Maths.

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