- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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