You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Anti Joke

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