- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

VITAMIN C!

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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