What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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womens rights

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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