- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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