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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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