- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

what's white and sticky semen

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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