Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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