One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Burp

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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