- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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