Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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