- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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