how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

In soviet Russia...things are different

XD Jackass.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Anti Joke

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