- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Robin, get in the car!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

I am quite mature.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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