Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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