- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A man goes to the potty.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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