Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Racial Equality

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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