A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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