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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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