what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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