A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Get on the boat.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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