- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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