- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

12 in general

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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