Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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