- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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