What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Charlie Sheen

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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school homewrok

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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