Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Knock Knock Come in

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Once upon a time a was born

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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