what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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