- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A black man walks out of a police station

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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