- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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