what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

In soviet Russia...things are different

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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