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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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