- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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