- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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