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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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