A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why? Because.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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