Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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knock knock come in

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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