- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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