- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate non minorities!

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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