2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Dumb

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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