- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

White men's rights

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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