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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Women outside of the kitchen.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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