- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

a black man pays his child support

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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