- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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