- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

This is an anti-joke.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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