- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock knock Come in

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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