- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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