roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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hi charles lattuca III

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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