whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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