- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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