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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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