What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Barack Obama is a good president.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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