Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

womans rights...

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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