Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Poop

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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