Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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