What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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