knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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