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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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