Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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