Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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