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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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