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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally