Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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A man did not like this site

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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womens rights.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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