- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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