a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

A blonde dies Lololol

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Anti-jokes are funny.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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