- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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