- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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