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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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