- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

I hate Jews The Holocaust

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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