- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??