There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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