- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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