- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

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