- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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