- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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