Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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No

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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