- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

homosexual rights to marriage

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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