a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

the WNBA.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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