- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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