- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

I'm Polish.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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