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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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