- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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