- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red poo is poo

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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