- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

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