Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Knock knock Come in

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man did not like this site

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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