- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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