- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

all these jokes are horrible now

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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