What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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