- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Once upon a time a was born

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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