- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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