- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

knock knock Goodbye

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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