- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.