- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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