- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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