- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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