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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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