- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A women left the kitchen.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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