- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Gus's mom

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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