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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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