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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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