- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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