Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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