roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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