I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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