- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

eoin burgin is fat

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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