Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Chris Bosh's neck

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