- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

bite me

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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