What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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