What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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like if your cool

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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