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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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