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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.