- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A Chinese man fails a math test

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Andoni was here

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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