- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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