Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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