Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Women's Rights

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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