im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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