- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Pain Olympics.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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