- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

how much fish could a chicken

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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