What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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