- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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