- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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