Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Maths.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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