Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Jesus Christ

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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