Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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