- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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