Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Death by kayak

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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