A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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America

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why? Because.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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