Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Once upon a time a was born

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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