What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

i'm hard

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

9/11 my birthday

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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