I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Pain Olympics.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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