- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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