- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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