- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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