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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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