How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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