What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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