- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Allah walked into AK Bar

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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