- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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