- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

you will like this because i am black.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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