a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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