Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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