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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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