what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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