- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A women left the kitchen.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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