What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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