What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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what's white and sticky semen

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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