A black man walks out of a police station

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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