- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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