Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What is 9+10? 19

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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