What page are you on The gay page.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

how do you win a game try your best

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

asians have slitted eyes lol

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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