- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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