- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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