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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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