- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

hi michael

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Andoni was here

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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