What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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