- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

I'm homeless.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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