- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

12 in general

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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