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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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