- Anti Joke

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.