What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

eoin burgin is fat

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

I'm hungry.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Take wrong turns

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Anti Joke

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