- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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