If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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