- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Tony Romo

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Jimmy Saville

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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