- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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