Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anyone can post anything.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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