- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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