- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

My cat just died.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Pain Olympics.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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