what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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