Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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you will like this because i am black.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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