- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Knock Knock Come in

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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