How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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