- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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