HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

How you know when dislextic

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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