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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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