A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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