- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

I'm Polish.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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