- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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