- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of these jokes are about white people

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Death by kayak

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Gay rights.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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