- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A man goes to the potty.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

How about that airline food?

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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