- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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