A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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