- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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