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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A gay man watches football.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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