What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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jews

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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