A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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