- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

here's a joke... the american education society

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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