- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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