- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Your girlfriend.

A women left the kitchen.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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