- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

men's rights activists

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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