- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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