Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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