- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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