How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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