- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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