- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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