- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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