so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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