- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

My children are mistakes

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