- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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