- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??