- Anti Joke

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

I love pissing people off :P

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

anti jokes are really funny

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!