- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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