- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Hey how is your wife and my kids

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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