An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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