A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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A man goes to the potty.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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HEY!

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