there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Flowers are colors Love me

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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