What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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