What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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