"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Where's the soap?

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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