- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what are you mike bibby?

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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