- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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