- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Knock knock knock OCD

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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