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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How you know when dislextic

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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