why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Democracy.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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