A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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