- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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