Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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