I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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