- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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