Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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