Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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BIG MAC'S

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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