This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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