- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Racial Equality

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??