Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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