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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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