Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

bite me

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

pobody's nerfect

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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