- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Where's my baby??

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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