- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

a person who will soon die of beeties

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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