Democracy.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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