A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

asians have slitted eyes lol

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

women's rights.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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