- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Your mom.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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