Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Jovan

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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