what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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