Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Guest what in the butt

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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