- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Death by kayak

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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