- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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