One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Anti Joke

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