What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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