Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Maths.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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