What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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