What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

kieran is a homosexual

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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