toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call two dog? dogs

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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