- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Cheese

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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