A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

womens rights

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

I <3 Hitler

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Bitch

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

like if your cool

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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