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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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