- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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