What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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