Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Take part of what?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What page are you on The gay page.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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