- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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