Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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