What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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