a chinese man pays the full price

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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