what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Democracy.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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