If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A gay man watches football.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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