- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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