I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Heskey time.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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