- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

a person who will soon die of beeties

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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