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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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