star wars kid

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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