Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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