roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Anti Joke

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