Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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