- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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