- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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