Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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