what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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