Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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