why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

you see theres this guy.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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