- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A praying mantis is very graceful

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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