- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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