I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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