What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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