- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Women.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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