- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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