- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

i like it in the mouth

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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