- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Womans baksetball...

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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