What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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