- Anti Joke

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.