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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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