Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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