- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

you will like this because i am black.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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