- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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