Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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poopy is poopy

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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A storm be brewin!

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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