- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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