- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what kind of dog can tiptoe

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

knock knock i have diarrhea

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