Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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