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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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