What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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