- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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