- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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