- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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