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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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