- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

my gramma died

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How old are you? 7

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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