- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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