Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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your mom.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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