- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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