WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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I am a mime

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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