- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Hello

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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