- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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