Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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