What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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How old are you? 7

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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