Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Knock Knock Come in

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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