- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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