- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

The New York Giants

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

why was kade sad? he shit himself

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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