Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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