- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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