- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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