Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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