- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Bob Saget that is all

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

You know whats annoying? Steve

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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