i wonder who made this website? a human

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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