Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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