- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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