- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Guess what? I like trains.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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