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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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