- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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