- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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