- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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