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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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