- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Im taking a shit right now.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I think everybody should have a penis.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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