- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Detroit has a low crime rate

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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