A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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