A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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