- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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