Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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anti jokes are really funny

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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I love pissing people off :P

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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