- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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