- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Good job, son.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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