When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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