Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Anti Joke

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