Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Where's my baby??

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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