- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Cripples are lame.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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