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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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