We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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