- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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