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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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