- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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