- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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