what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Anyone can post anything.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

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