A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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