- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

This is an anti-joke.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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