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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock knock Come in

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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