Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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