- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

woman's rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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