Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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