Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

like most people my age. im 27

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

knock knock go away

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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