What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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