- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What are annoying? Ads.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Obama

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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