- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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