My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Maths.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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