why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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The global news

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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roses are red poo is poo

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Anti Joke

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