- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Sarah Palin.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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