A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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