- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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