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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool