- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

God is real.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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