- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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