So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Rylan Clark

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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