What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

dat shoe shine tho

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Knock knock... Home invasion

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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