- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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