- Anti Joke

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

steven hawking walks into a bar

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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