Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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