- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Yes

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Your adopted.....

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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