- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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