- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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