Your so gay, that you like men!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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