- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Charlie Sheen

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

why does the man appear fat he is

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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