- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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