Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Turkey Balls

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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