what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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this website is a bad joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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