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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

homosexual rights to marriage

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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