- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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