- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A women left the kitchen.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do I hate? people

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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