- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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