Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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the WNBA.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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