Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Anti Joke

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