- Anti Joke

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow