Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Flowers are colors Love me

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

NEVER

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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