- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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