- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What is the difference?

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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