An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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