- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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