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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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