- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

how do you win a game try your best

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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