why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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