Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Maths.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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