- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock knock Whose there? 4

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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