What's just not right? Left

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

like most people my age. im 27

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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