- Anti Joke

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.