Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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