- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

I am a mime

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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