- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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