What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Women's Rights

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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