- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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