What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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