whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

human centipede

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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