- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

White men's rights

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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