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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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