Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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HELLO EVERYONE

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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