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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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