- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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