roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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