dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's 1+1? 69.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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