- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

this website is a bad joke

homosexual rights to marriage

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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