whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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