- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

NEVER

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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