- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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