Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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