A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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