the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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