Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Beka has AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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