- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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