- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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