- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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