- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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