- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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