- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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