- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Your Mum is soo fat.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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