What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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