- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

woman's rights

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

how much fish could a chicken

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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