- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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