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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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