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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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