- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

the WNBA.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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