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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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