Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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a man makes a bad joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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