- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

womens rights.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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