- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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