- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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