- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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