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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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