Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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