Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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