- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's brown and sticky A stick

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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