My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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