Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

13 =B you just learned something

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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