what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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