- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

knock knock come in !

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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