Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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