When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The Labour Party.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

thumb_up thumb_down -19

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops