- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

woman's rights

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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