"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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