- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Knock knock knock OCD

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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