What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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