What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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