- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Go away still nothing to see

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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