Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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i'm hard

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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hey hey apple

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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