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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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