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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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