Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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