What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Knock Knock Come in

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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