Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Gus's mom

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Anti Joke

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