Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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