A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Tunechi

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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human centipede

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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