- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How old are you? 7

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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