- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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