A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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