- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Robin, get in the car!

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