- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

why does the man appear fat he is

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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