- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Albino African Americans

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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