- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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