Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Sarah Palin.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Take part of what?

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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