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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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