Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

So these two girls have a cup .

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Gus's mom

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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