- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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