what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What page are you on The gay page.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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