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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

The New York Giants

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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