Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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