- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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