how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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