- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

I C U P White stuff

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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