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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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