- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What? Huh?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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