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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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