,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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