- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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