- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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