- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Pain Olympics.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??