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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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