- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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