- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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