- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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