Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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