- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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