- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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