- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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