- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

So a bar walks into a man...

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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