- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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