- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

drugs.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

I don't get it

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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