A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Anti Joke

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