- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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