- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the dog die? He was old

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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