So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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