- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red, yup.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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