- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

poopy is poopy

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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