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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A dancer walks into a barre

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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