- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Please ignore this statement.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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