An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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