- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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