- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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