What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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