what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why? Because.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Democracy.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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