- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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