What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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