What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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