- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

A sober Irish individual.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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