A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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