- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Knock Knock? Come in.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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