- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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