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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What is the difference?

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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