Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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I? Everett

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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