- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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