- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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