- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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