What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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