- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Knock Knock Come in

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

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