- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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