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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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