- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

i'm hard

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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