- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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