What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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