- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

how much fish could a chicken

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What's up? Your time.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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