- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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