Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Donald Trump

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