What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What's just not right? Left

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

a man was shot.... he died

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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