- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Your mom.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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