- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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