- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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