- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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