Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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