- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What page are you on The gay page.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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