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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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