Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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