- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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