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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

I love pissing people off :P

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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