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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why? Because.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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