- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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