Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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