- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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