- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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