An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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womens rights.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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