A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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