69.... is a number

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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balls in ya mouf

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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