- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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