Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A gay man watches football.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

womans rights...

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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