How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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you will like this because i am black.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Gay rights.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Anti Joke

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