Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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