Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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No your aunties a joke

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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My spelling is horrible

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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