- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

womens rights.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??