what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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when debbie meets downer

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Obama

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