- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A man did not like this site

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21