- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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