- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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