- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

knock knock Dave's not here.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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