- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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