- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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