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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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