Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Allah walked into AK Bar

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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