- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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