How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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guess what what ...

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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