Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

so today i took a poop. hehe

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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