- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Anti-jokes are funny.

knock knock go away

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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