- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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