Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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