If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Your mom.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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