- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Turkeys are obese

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