Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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your so fat. your fat!

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I agree

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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