- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No soup for you!

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What has two legs? Half a cat

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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