Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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miha kako si?

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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