- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

jews

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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