A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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