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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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