- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

class is canceled. My professor died.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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