- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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