why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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