- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

bite me

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

pobody's nerfect

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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