- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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