The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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