- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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