- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

woman's rights

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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