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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

No

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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