- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

bite me

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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