- Anti Joke

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

hi michael

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

my egg roll

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Death by kayak

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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