- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Im taking a shit right now.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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