why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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