Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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