Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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