- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

miha kako si?

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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