Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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