alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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