What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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