What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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