- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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