- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

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