- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Yes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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