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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

ever tried african food? they neither

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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