How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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