- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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