Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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