Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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