What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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