what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

if you don't like this you're gay

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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