- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A gay man watches football.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

this website is a bad joke

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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