How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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