What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Knock Knock.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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