- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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