- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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