- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Adam Chebali is awesome

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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