- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Democracy.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

womens rights

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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