- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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