Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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