A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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