A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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One, two, three, four and five

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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