- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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