- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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