- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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