- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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