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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

A blonde dies Lololol

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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