Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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the economy.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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