- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A miserable man committed suicide.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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