- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

this website is a bad joke

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Golf.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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