- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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