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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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