- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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