- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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