- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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