- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Death by kayak

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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