how much fish could a chicken

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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