Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

womens rights.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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