roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

My mom

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

will you like this joke my sources say no

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Anti Joke

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