Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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