Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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