"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

call me maybe.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Kyle grund parker coffey

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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