Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Sarah Palin.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Anti Joke

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