Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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