- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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