- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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