- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A gay man watches football.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

how do you call someone? use a phone

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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