- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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