- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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