- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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