How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

noah is a scrub jungle

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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