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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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