Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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