how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Dwight Howard

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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