- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Chlamydia

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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