What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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