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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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