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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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