Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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