- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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