What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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