A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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