How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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hello

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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