- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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