- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Your girlfriend.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A pope meets another one

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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