- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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