- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What's long and black? A long and black object.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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