Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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