- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

a blind man walks into a wall

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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