- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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