- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Knock, knock. Come in.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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