Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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antijoke is the best website.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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