- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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