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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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