- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A chicken walked into the bar...

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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