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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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