Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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