Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What do I hate? people

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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