A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A car walks into a bar.

30cm = 0,3meters

Without geometry life would be pointless

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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