- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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