Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Denard Robinson

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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