- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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