What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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dallen loves penis

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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like if your cool

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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