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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

so...um, yeah

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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