A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Error 37.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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haha

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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