Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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