- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

I have a really funny joke.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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