WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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whats black and strange a paki

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Potassium? K.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Death by kayak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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