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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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