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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Chlamydia

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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