What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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