how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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who else is on here?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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