- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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