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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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