whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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