Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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woman's rights

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Tony Romo

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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