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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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