whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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