What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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www.xnxx.com

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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