What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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