WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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