- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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