What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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