- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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