- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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