- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

This is an anti-joke.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

call me maybe.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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