- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

bite me

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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