Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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