- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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