What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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