- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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