- Anti Joke

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.