- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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