A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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