- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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