yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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