- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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