- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

My spelling is horrible

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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