- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

guess what what ...

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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