i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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