- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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