this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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