- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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