- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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