Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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