Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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