Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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