- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

women's rights.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

So a bar walks into a man...

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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