Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A black man walks out of a police station

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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