- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Barack Obama is a good president.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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