- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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