1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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hey guys im gay

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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