- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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