A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Brain fart

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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