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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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