What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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