What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Anti Joke

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