what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's 1+1? 69.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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