Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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