This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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