what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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one stop shop

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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