- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why can't february march Because april may

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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