- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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