- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Cheese

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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