Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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