- Anti Joke

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

bangers and mash?

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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