Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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