- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

The Labour Party.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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