- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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