Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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