- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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