- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

How many light bulbs? 1

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

anti jokes are really funny

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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