- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Knock knock knock OCD

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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