- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

i am a dino. RAWR.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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