- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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