- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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