How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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