- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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