- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

pobody's nerfect

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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