- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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