what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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