- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

I named my son ps2 controller

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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