- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

13 =B you just learned something

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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