Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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