What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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