Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A gay man watches football.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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