What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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