yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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