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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

a man makes a bad joke

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

i'm hard

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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