My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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