There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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