- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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