- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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