What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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