What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What would u like to drink?

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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