A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What is my name? I dont know

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like if your cool

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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