- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Pain Olympics.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

My cat just died.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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