- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A baby seal walks into a club.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Eric is gay Ha

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A guy walks into a bar

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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