- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

ever tried african food? they neither

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

asians have slitted eyes lol

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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