Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Maths.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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