- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Pain Olympics.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

I think everybody should have a penis.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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