- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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