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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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