why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Anti Joke

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