What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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NEVER

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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