- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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