What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

this website is a bad joke

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Knock Knock Come in

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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