- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

like most people my age. im 27

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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