Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What is the difference?

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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