In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Maths.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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