- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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