What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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