why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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