What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Anti Joke

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