What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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12 niqqa 12.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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