Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Flowers are colors Love me

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

time to spruce up!

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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