- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How you know when dislextic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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