- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

9/11 my birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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