- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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