Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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