- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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