- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Take wrong turns

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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