- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

HELLO EVERYONE

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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