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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A man did not like this site

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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