Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Racial Equality

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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