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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Knock knock knock OCD

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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