- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

knock knock go away

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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