- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

The Labour Party.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

A man goes to the potty.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

HEY!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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