if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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you will like this because i am black.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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