Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Andoni was here

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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