Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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