Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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