Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Weaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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