- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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