- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Andoni was here

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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