- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

This is an anti-joke.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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