XD Jackass.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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