What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Tilt your screen back .

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Anti Joke

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