- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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