how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Women's professional sports

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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