- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

I'm hungry.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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