- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Flowers are colors Love me

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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