- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are red, yup.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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