What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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