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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

how much fish could a chicken

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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