- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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