- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

13 =B you just learned something

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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