- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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