Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

God is real.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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