- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Your mom.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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