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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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