A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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