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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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