- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Anti-jokes are funny.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

like most people my age. im 27

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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