- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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