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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

my gramma died

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