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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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