- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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