- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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