- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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