"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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