Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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