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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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