- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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