Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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can you touch your toes? no

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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My jeans

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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