Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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This is an anti-joke.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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