What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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