- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

The New York Giants

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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