- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Democracy.

Why? Because.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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