- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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