What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Im taking a shit right now.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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