So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Get on the boat.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Where's my baby??

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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