- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Flowers are colors Love me

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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