Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Rylan Clark

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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