- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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