- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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