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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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