What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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