- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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