What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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