- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What does? 42

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

a blind man walks into a wall

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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