- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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