- Anti Joke

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke