What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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i'm hard

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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