why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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