- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

drugs.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A young baby died.

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