- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock Knock Come in

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

An orphan falls off a cliff.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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