- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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