- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A pope meets another one

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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