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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!