How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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guess what what ...

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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