- Anti Joke

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint