A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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