person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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My children are mistakes

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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