- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Wanna hear a joke? no

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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