- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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