I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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womens rights.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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