do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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