Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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