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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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