what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Anti Joke

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