- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Women's professional sports

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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