- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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