- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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