Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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