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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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