- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Guess what? I like trains.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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