- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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