- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

how do you call someone? use a phone

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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