What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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