- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

womens rights.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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