what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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