- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

my gramma died

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??