- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Women outside of the kitchen.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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