Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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