- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Anyone can post anything.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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