- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

9/11 my birthday

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

i wonder who made this website? a human

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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