- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's better than a stick? A stone

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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