- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Your Mom

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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