- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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