What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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bangers and mash?

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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