What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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