what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Women's Rights

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

every cloud has a silver lining

so today i took a poop. hehe

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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