What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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