- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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