Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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