- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

your mom was so fat that she died.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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