- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??