- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Jesus Christ

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

race-car = rac-ecar

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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