I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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