- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

batman farted so hes retarded

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A penis walks into a bar..

Whose your daddy? Not me

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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