My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

I love alchohol!

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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