If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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