- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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