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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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