What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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