I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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