What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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