What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

what do fish smoke? sea weed

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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