- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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