- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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