Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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