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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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