Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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this website is a bad joke

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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