A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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