My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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diarrhea.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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