Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Andoni was here

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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