- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A fat guy!

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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