- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

NEVER

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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