Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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