What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Anti Joke

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