- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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