what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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