- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Tucker Rivera

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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