Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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jews

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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