- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Im taking a shit right now.

My spelling is horrible

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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