- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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