- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Communism hehe xd

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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