Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

what's funny about war? nothing!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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