- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

scraggle is in you pillow case

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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