What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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