Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why? Why not?

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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