I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A baby seal walks into a club.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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