- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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