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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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