A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How you know when dislextic

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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