- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

LeBron in the fourth quarter

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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