John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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