- Anti Joke

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama lin Baden.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....