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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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