- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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