why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Actually it was me Josh brown

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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