Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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