Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Ham sandwich

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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