- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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