- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

dat shoe shine tho

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

hi jonny

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

like if your cool

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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