So a man walks into a bar, right?

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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