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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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