What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A gay man watches football.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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