- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A lot eh?

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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