- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

i'm hard

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

9/11 my birthday

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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