- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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