- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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