- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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