- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A lot eh?

miha kako si?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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