- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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