Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Take part of what?

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Actually it was me Josh brown

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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