- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

i have two hands.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Your girlfriend.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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