- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

roses are red violets should be purple

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

how much fish could a chicken

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

woman's rights

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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