- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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