- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What page are you on The gay page.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How does a black guy die? Unknown

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

The Labour Party.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

This is an anti-joke.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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