- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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