- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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