Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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