- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??