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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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