- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

roses are red violets should be purple

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

how much fish could a chicken

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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