- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

a black man pays his child support

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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