- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

you will like this because i am black.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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