Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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