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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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