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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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