Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

My children are mistakes

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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