Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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womens rights

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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