- Anti Joke

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house