- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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