What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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autistic kids rock

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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