- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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