I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Tucker Rivera

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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America

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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