- Anti Joke

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off