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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

knock,knock you suck

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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