Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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