- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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