this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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