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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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