- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

No

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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