- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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