What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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