- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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