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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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