Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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