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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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