Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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