- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

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