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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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