- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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