- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

The Labour Party.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Actually it was me Josh brown

What page are you on The gay page.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

This is an anti-joke.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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