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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Communism hehe xd

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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