An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

My spelling is horrible

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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