- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A muslim walks into a gun shop

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