- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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