You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

whats long and black? a baton

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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