- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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