- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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