Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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