Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Rylan Clark

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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