- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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