- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

a man was shot.... he died

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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