- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Who wants water? I do.

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