- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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