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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Whats two plus two Four!

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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