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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

hi michael

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

hi michael

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

hi michael

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.