- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your Mom

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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