- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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