What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Tucker Rivera

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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