There was once a man who lived in a box.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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