- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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