What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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