Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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