- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

My cat just died.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A dog was barking at a tree

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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