Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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the WNBA.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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