Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Burp

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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