- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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