Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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