Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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