- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Knock knock knock OCD

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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