Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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