Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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