- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

In soviet Russia...things are different

XD Jackass.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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