- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Maths.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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