- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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