Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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