what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Ham sandwich

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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