Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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