Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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