What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Potassium? K.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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