- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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