Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Anti Joke

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