- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

i have two hands.

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