- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Stop. Seriously stop.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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