- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Tony Romo

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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