What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Jimmy Saville

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

I? Everett

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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