- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

will you like this joke my sources say no

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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