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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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