I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Where's the soap?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Gay rights.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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you will like this because i am black.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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