- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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