- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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