- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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