what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Anti Joke

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