Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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