- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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