Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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