- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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