- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Chlamydia

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

race-car = rac-ecar

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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