- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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