How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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