Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Women.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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