- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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