- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

How you know when dislextic

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A sober Irish individual.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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