- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Women's professional sports

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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