- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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