- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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