- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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