- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Flowers are colors Love me

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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