Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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