- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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