- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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