- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

poopy is poopy

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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