- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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