- Anti Joke

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.