- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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