Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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