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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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