Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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A russian gives away vodka.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Maths.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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