- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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