A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What's 9+10? 19

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

you see theres this guy.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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