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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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