- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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