*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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