Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Yellow People !!

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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