- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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