- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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