- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

So a seal walks into a club.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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