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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

the WNBA.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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