- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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