- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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