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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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