- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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