- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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