Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Anti Joke

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