Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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I love pissing people off :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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