- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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