- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Get up Look in the mirror

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Eric is gay Ha

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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