A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What is the difference?

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Women's Rights..

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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