whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Vote this up

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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