why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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