What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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www.hurr-durr.com

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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