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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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