- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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