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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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