- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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