Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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