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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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