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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

your mom was so fat that she died.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A sober Irish individual.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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