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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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