- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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