Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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How old are you? 7

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Eric is gay Ha

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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