What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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