- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What does? 42

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

a blind man walks into a wall

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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