- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

What is funnier than 24 69

Apple juice.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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