- Anti Joke

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

NEVER

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.