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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

human centipede

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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