- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A black man walks out of a police station

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