A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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