How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

i'm hard

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

womens rights

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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