- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What long black and tasty? Licorice

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