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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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