A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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