- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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