- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

You should read the Terms of Service.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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