Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Charlie Sheen

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why does the man appear fat he is

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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