- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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