- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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