- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Communism hehe xd

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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