So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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