- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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