- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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