- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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