batman farted so hes retarded

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

civil rights

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Your girlfriend.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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