Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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NEVER

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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