Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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