Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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