Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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