Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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