Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Knock Knock Come in

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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