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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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