- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Andoni was here

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

The cream, it is coming

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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