- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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