- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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