what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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