- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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