Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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