- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

AIDS

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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