A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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