- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do I hate? people

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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