why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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