What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Diarrhea

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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