Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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