How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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