- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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