why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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XD Jackass.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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