Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Donald Trump

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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