What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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