- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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