- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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