- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

if you don't like this you're gay

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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