- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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