- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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