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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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