What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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