There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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