Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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