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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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