- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

XD Jackass.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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