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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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