why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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