- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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