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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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