- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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