- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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