- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Camerons hair is Curly..

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How old are you? 7

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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