AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Andoni was here

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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