- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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