- Anti Joke

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Flowers are colors Love me

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Flowers are colors Love me

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Flowers are colors Love me

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!