What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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