- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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