- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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