- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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