- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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