- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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