What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

what's white and sticky semen

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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