- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

my wife out of the kitchen

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

kennah campion when she talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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