Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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