- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

A guy walks into a bar

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A black man walks out of a police station

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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