You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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