how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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