Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

womens rights.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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