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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

how much fish could a chicken

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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