- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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