- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

9/11 my birthday

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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