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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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