- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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