- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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