What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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HEY!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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The Labour Party.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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