A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Andoni was here

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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