What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

homosexual rights to marriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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