- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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