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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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