A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

One, two, three, four and five

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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