A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Hello

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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