What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

A storm be brewin!

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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