Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A gay man watches football.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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