There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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NEVER

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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