- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

knock knock Dave's not here.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

drugs.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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