- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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