- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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