What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Happy Monday!

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Anyone can post anything.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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