- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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