One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Tall asians

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Albino African Americans

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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