- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

i like it in the mouth

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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