What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Christ is a conspiracy

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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