- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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