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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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