Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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NEVER

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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