Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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