- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

The holocaust

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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