- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

NEVER

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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