Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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No

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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I am quite mature.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Anti Joke

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