How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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the economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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