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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A pope meets another one

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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