You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

White men's rights

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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