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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Your mom.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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