- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

womans having rights.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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