- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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