What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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