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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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