what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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