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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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