- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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