- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

My spelling is horrible

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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