- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What are annoying? Ads.

drugs.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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