- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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