- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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