Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Anti Joke

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