- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Roses are red, yup.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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