- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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