a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

13 =B you just learned something

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Yanter, Look it up

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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