What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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the WNBA.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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