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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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