Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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