What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Flowers are colors Love me

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

The cream, it is coming

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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