- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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