- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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