- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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