Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Donald Trump

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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