Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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