- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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