- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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