What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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the WNBA.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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