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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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