What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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bangers and mash?

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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