- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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