- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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