Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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this website is a bad joke

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Knock knock Come in

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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