- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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