so today i took a poop. hehe

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Take wrong turns

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Turkey Balls

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

I love you

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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