What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

You know what's funny? Rape

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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