How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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