I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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star wars kid

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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