- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

star wars kid

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

My Nan, that is all.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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