what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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