- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Your mom.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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