What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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