Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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