roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Tunechi

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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