How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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