How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Tony Romo

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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