- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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