- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Andoni was here

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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