Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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What did the fish say after he

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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