What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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