- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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