- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Knock Knock! F*ck off

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

guess what what ...

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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