- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

homosexual rights to marriage

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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