WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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