- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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