- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock Knock Come in

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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