Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

i wonder who made this website? a human

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

13 =B you just learned something

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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