"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

America

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

I'm rick james bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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