- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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