- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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