- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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