- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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