- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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