Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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