- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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