The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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