- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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