An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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