- Anti Joke

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they