- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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