why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Burp

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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