- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drugs.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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