- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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