- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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