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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's blue? The sky.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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