- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A man goes to the potty.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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