- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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