what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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were you expecting a joke

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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cory is gay

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Denard Robinson

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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