- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Andoni was here

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

you will like this because i am black.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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