- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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