- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

your mom was so fat that she died.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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