- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Death by kayak

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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