- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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