- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

how do you call someone? use a phone

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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