- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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