A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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