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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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