- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Anyone can post anything.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

I'm rick james bitch

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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