- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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