What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Apple juice.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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