Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What did the fish say after he

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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