Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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