- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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