- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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