- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: knok knok A: Im home

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

HELLO EVERYONE

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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