- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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