How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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