- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

WOw you have no life

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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