Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

every cloud has a silver lining

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

A car walks into a bar.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Black people stink of shite!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Knock knock... Home invasion

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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