- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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