What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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