- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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