- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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