- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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