- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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