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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red, yup.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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