- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A young baby died.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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