What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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