Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Get up Look in the mirror

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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