Women's Rights

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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