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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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