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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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