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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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