- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

knock knock who's there ?

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