Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Black people stink of shite!

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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