- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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