- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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