- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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