what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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