- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

a. why? b. because I wanted

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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