- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

the WNBA.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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