Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Corn Muffins

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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