So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

America

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

This is an anti-joke.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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