- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A gay man watches football.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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