Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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