- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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