Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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