Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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eoin burgin is fat

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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