- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

HEY!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*