Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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