- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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