- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

how do you win a game try your best

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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