- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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