- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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