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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

how do you call someone? use a phone

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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