- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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