- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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