- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Fat? Jesse Z

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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