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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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