- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??