- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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