what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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