What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Knock knock Come in

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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autistic kids rock

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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