It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Read a Book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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