- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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