Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Sarah Palin's political campaign

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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