what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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