Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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