- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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