Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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miha kako si?

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Anti Joke

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