- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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