What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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