- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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