- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

How old are you? 7

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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