Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What's 1+1? 69.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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