what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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