What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

batman farted so hes retarded

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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