The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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