- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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