- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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