- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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