- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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