- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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