Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Anti Joke

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