- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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