- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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