- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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