Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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