Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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