- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

I'm Polish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

scraggle is in you pillow case

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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