how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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can you touch your toes? no

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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