- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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