While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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