- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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