Men's rights

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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George W. Bush

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Hair

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Hello

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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