- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

The Bible

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Men's rights

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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