- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

A scottish man having fun

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

No joke.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Turtles

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

knock knock go away

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

69.... is a number

why did the man die? he got shot

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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