Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

thumb_up thumb_down -24

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -24

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

thumb_up thumb_down -24

sadf

thumb_up thumb_down -24

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Knock knock... Home invasion

thumb_up thumb_down -26

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

95556

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops