- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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