- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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