what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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