Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

womens rights.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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