There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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