A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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