- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.