- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What's white and gluey Glue

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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