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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Communism hehe xd

I like that, but why am I happy?

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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