What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Atheism

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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