- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

I'm Polish.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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