- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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