Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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