- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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