a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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