Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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