Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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