Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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