What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Anti Joke

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