- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

can you touch your toes? no

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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