Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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drugs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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