Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Antijokes...

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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I am a mime

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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