why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Tunechi

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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