- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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