- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A women left the kitchen.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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