have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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