- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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