- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u know whats a crime? rape

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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