Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Take wrong turns

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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I love you

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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