- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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