- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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