- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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