- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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