An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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it was all Tagart

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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