- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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