- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

White men's rights

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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