A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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