- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What? Huh?

A muslim walks into a gun shop

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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