- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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