- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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