- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Democracy.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Why? Because.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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