- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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