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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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