- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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