- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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