Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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