- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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