Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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