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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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