- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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