- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Cheese

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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