Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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