- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Knock knock... Home invasion

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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