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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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