- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How old are you? 7

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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