- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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