- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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