Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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