Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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my penis

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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