Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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