- Anti Joke

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk