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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

No it doesnt..

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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