- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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