MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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