- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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