What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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