A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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