- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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