A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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