This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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