knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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