- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Your so gay, that you like men!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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