- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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