How you know when dislextic

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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