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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Roses are red, yup.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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