A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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