- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Balls

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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