- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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