- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

drugs.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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