- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's 1+1? 69.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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