What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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