- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

so...um, yeah

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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