What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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