Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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