What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

A russian gives away vodka.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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