- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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