- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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