- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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