- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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