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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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