Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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