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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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