Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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