What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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