- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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