Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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