What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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