- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

your mom was so fat that she died.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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