- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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