- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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