- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Japan

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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