- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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