- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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