- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??