- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

So a bar walks into a man...

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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