A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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kieran is a homosexual

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how do you win a game try your best

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Take part of what?

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What page are you on The gay page.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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