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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Dwarf Shortage

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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