- Anti Joke

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.