What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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