What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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