What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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