- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock go away

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

like most people my age. im 27

if you are reading this your wasting your time

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