Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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