- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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