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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

women's rights.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

RUN

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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