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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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