- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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