- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Knock knock... Home invasion

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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