- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Your girlfriend.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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