what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Women's Rights..

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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