- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

If life gives you lemonade.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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