- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What has two legs? Half a cat

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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