- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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