Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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