- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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