- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

An Asian with a big dick.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Knock knock knock OCD

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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