How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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