Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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