What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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