- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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