What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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