- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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