- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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