Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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I agree

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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