What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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