A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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HEY!

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Anti Joke

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