- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Everybody will die

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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