- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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