- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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