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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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