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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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