A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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