- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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