- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??