- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

there once was a black man who played basketball

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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