your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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sky silverstein

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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knock,knock you suck

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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