- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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