What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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