- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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