- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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