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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

XD Jackass.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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