2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Death by kayak

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

womens rights.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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