- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

I just threw up..In my pants.

i wonder who made this website? a human

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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