- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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