- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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