- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

the economy.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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