why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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