Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Knock knock Come in

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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