My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Yes

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Chuck Norris.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Pickles

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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