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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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