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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

There once was this guy and he fell down

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

No your aunties a joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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