- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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