- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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