Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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