what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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sadf

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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