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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

VITAMIN C!

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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