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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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