Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A women left the kitchen.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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