Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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