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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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