Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Sarah Palin.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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