i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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