Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

heat!

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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