- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

a black man pays his child support

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

An anti-joke

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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