- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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