Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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