What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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