- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Get up Look in the mirror

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Anti Jokes = Drained

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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