i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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how do you win a game try your best

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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