Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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