I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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