Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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