- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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