- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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