- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's brown an sticky Shit

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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