What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do I hate? people

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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