Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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