What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Gay rights.

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VITAMIN C!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Knock Knock.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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