- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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