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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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