- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

j.p. is dumb

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

12 niqqa 12.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??