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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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