why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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