- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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