- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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