Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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