- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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