Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A gay man watches football.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did Reed read? A. Read?

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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