- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Chris Bosh's neck

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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