- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A black man walks out of a police station

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??