- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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