your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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