Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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