- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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