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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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