Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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