- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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