- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A gay man watches football.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

homosexual rights to marriage

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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