- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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