- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Take wrong turns

so today i took a poop. hehe

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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