- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

whats black and strange a paki

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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