- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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