what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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