Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Roses are red.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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