- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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