- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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