- Anti Joke

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly