- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Anyone can post anything.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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