- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

You idiot.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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