- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Balls

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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