- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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