- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I'm Polish.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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