Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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