Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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civil rights

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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