Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

I don't get it

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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