So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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And now a word from our sponsors

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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