- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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