- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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