- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Obama lin Baden.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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