wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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