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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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