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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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