What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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America

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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