- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

kennah campion when she talks

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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