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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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