Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A man did not like this site

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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