What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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