- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Diarrhea

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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