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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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