An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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