- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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