What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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