- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock knock Whose there? 4

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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