A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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