You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Racial Equality

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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