- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Where's my baby??

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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