- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

9/11 my birthday

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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