- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

The holocaust

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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