- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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