- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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