It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Emily Walker.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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