- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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