- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's your blood type? Red.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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