What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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