How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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So these two girls have a cup .

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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