- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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