- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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