- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

womans rights...

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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