- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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