A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Dwarf Shortage

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Knock Knock Who's there

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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