Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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