ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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