What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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