- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Knock knock. Get out!!

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

If life gives you lemonade.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

knock knock come in

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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