Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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A pope meets another one

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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You're a big fat monkey.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What is green and slow Grass.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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