Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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