- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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