A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Your adopted.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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