Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

this website is a bad joke

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

I think everybody should have a penis.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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