- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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