Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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America

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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