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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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