What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

XD Jackass.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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