How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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