A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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