What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Albino African Americans

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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