- Anti Joke

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Apple hates Blackberry.