Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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