What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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whats long and black? a baton

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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