Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How did the black person die? Of old age

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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