Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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