- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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