- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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