Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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