What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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