Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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