Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Take part of what?

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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