Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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