whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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