Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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