- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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