- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Your mom.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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