- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A fat guy!

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Chris is hairy

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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