- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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