- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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