How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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People...

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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