if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I <3 Hitler

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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