Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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