- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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