- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Dwarf Shortage

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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