- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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