- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

human centipede

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A fat guy!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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