YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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