- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Sarah Palin's political campaign

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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