- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Tony Romo

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

human centipede

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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