- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*