- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

knock knock go away

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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