- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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