Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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