Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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