- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Potassium? K.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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