Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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