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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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