have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why are they the "living" daylights?

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

I'm homeless.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

You know what's funny? Rape

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