- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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