- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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