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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Where's my baby??

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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