A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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