What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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