why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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