- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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