- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A women left the kitchen.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What? Huh?

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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