- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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