- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

I C U P White stuff

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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