Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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i hate non minorities!

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Anti Joke

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