I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Detroit has a low crime rate

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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