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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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