One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Roses are red.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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