Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

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