- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

drugs.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

knock knock Dave's not here.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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