April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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