- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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