- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Democracy.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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