- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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