- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

knock knock come in

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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