A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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