- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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