- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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