whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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