Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A dyslexic blind man

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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