What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Anti Joke

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