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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Apple hates Blackberry.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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