Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

hers a joke... japanese people

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Rylan Clark

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

I like that, but why am I happy?

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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