Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

I love you

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Turkey Balls

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Take wrong turns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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