There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why? Because.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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