What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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