- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Knock knock Come in

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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