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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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