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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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