I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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