How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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