- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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