Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Anti Joke

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