A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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