- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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