- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

I am quite mature.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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