My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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