Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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