- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

This is a joke.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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