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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did Reed read? A. Read?

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

this website is a bad joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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