I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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so today i took a poop. hehe

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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