- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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