WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Racial Equality

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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