- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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