- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

salad days!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

In soviet Russia...things are different

XD Jackass.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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