Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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