Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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