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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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