Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Where's my baby??

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Cheese

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

snowglobe

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