what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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