I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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bangers and mash?

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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