- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

the power to turn magnetism into light

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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