- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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