- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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