- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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