- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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