- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??