- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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