Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Women outside of the kitchen.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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