- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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