I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

school homewrok

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Anti Joke

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