- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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