i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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