- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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batman farted so hes retarded

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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