- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Poop

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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