- Anti Joke

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot