- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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