- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

pobody's nerfect

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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