What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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CHORGLUND

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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