- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

hers a joke... japanese people

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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