Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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