Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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