knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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