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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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