- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

One, two, three, four and five

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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