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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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