- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Men's rights

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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