- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

your face

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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