- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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