- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

The chickens have become self-aware!

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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