- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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