Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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