Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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diarrhea.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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