What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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