- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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