- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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