A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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