- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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