- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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