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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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