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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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