- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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