What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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