- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

i have two hands.

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