- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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