How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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