Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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