One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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