- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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