Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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I am quite mature.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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No

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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