- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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