Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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