- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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