- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Long joke Your such a downey

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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