Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Anti Joke

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