- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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