- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A dyslexic blind man

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

why did you poop because you are a poop

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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