Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

My spelling is horrible

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Im taking a shit right now.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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