As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Your Mom

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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