Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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