A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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