- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

I'm Coming

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

9/11 my birthday

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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