There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

you gay?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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