a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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miha kako si?

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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