- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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