- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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