- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

a blind man walks into a wall

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What does? 42

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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