- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wife out of the kitchen

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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