CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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why dont they make black forks

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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My spelling is horrible

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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