How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

salad days!

XD Jackass.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Anti Joke

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