- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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