- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Maths.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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