- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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