- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How old are you? 7

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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