Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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