- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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