I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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