Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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