Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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