Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

whats white jizz

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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