- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Your Mum is soo fat.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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