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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Black people in Camden NJ.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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