Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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