- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Pain Olympics.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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