- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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