- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Knock knock Come in

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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