- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

george goodburn is secretly mexican

No it doesnt..

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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