- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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