- Anti Joke

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.