- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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