- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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