What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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