- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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