- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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