- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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