- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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