- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did the man with no head say to the women?

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

knock knock come in

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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