Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

hi michael

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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