- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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