I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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