Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

I have read the terms and conditions

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

why did the blue berry cross the road

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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