- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

you will like this because i am black.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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