- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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