- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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