- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

whats green and slimy? green slim

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Diarrhea

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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