A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

drugs.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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