Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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