- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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