- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Andoni was here

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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