- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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