- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

This is an anti-joke.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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