knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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