- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

So these two girls have a cup .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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