- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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