- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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