Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A fat guy!

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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