yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Anti Joke

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