- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

kieran is a homosexual

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What page are you on The gay page.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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