How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

how much fish could a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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