- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

diarrhea.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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