- Anti Joke

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.