Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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A guy walks into a bar

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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