- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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