- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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