- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

homosexual rights to marriage

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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