- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Your big dick.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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