- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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