- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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