homosexual rights to marriage

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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