Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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