- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

how do you call someone? use a phone

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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