- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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