- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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