What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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