- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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