How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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FUCK YOU

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Women's Rights

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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