What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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