Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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