What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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