What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Women's professional sports

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

No

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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