- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Women drivers...

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What's white and black? Color blind.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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