- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

You know what's funny? A well told joke

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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