What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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