- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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