- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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