Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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