Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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