Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

guess what what ...

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Anti Joke

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