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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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