whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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