- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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