- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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