What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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