- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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