- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Potassium? K.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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