- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Knock knock Come in

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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