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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

you will like this because i am black.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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