What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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