- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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