- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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