Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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White men's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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