- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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