- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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