How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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