- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A gay man watches football.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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