What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Guest what in the butt

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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