- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Pain Olympics.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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