what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Anti Joke

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