what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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