- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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