- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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