Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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