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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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