Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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