- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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