- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Gay rights.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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