- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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