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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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