Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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