- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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