- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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