whats worse than failing your maths test?

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

You know what's funny? Rape

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

I'm homeless.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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