Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Women deserve equal rights.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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