- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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