- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

The child was fired from his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Justin with a hat.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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