- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A sober Irish individual.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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