What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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