- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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