A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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