- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Knock knock... Home invasion

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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