- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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