- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Anyone can post anything.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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