- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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