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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

I am quite mature.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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