- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Take wrong turns

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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