- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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