- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

scraggle is in you pillow case

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