- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Roses are red, yup.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

knock knock come in

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

i like it in the mouth

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