- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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