What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Dumb

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Badabing.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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