- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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