- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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