- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A fat guy!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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