- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Get up Look in the mirror

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

how much fish could a chicken

Knock knock! Just kidding.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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