- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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