- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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