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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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