- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

quantum physics?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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