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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Gretta has five legs? -no

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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