- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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