So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Knock Knock, Come in.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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