- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Knock Knock, Come in.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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