Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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