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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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