Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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