- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Steve Jobs is alive.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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