- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

13 =B you just learned something

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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