- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What is the difference?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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