Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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