What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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