Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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