Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Yellow People !!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

antonio has a penis head.lol

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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