How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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