- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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