What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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