What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

5 people are walking

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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