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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.