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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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