Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

i wonder who made this website? a human

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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