Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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