What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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the economy.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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