- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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