What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Anti Joke

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