- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What's white and gluey Glue

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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