- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

womens rights

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman