I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Antijokes...

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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