What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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a man checks his mypsace

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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