- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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