What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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