- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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