What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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