- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Flowers are colors Love me

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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