How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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