- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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