- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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