- Anti Joke

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes