- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

This is an anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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