- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A women left the kitchen.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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