- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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