Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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