Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

noah is a scrub jungle

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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