A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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