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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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