- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A storm be brewin!

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