- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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