Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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