CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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