- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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