- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What do you call an amazing person Good

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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