There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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