- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Andoni was here

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

womens rights.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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