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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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