ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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the WNBA.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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