50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Anti Joke

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