An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Lindsay Lohan

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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