Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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