A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Eric is gay Ha

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Anti Joke

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