What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

so today i took a poop. hehe

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

eoin burgin is fat

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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