old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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