Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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whats white jizz

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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