I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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