- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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