Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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