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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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