A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Guess what? I like trains.

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