- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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