What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Women drivers...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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