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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

White men's rights

Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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