- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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