- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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