How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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