- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

I'm hungry.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

I <3 Hitler

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Stop. Seriously stop.

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