- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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