- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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