- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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