- Anti Joke

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.