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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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