Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Anti Jokes = Drained

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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