What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Daniel is a fag

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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