- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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