- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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