- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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