I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Bob Saget that is all

thumb_up thumb_down -26

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Turkey Balls

thumb_up thumb_down -26

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

thumb_up thumb_down -28

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

thumb_up thumb_down -28

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops