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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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