What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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miha kako si?

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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