Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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