- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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