Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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