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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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