Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

whats black and strange a paki

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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