Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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