- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Cheese

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

your mom was so fat that she died.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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