- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Democracy.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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