- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

the WNBA.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

bangers and mash?

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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