The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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