- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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