- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Your Mom

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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