- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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