wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock knock Come in

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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