What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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