what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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