Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A black man walks out of a police station

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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