- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

A lot eh?

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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