- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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