- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Go away still nothing to see

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

If your reading this, youre not blind.

race-car = rac-ecar

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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