I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

I hate Jews The Holocaust

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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