- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What's white and gluey Glue

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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