- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Knock knock knock OCD

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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