- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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