- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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