Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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