A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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