- Anti Joke

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Tony Romo

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Cripples are lame.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms