- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Granny porn!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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