- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

13 =B you just learned something

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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