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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

whats green and slimy? green slim

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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