A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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BIG MAC'S

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Anti Joke

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