What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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I'm hungry.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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An anti-joke

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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