Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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