- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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