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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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