Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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