- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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