What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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