- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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