Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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womens rights

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Democracy.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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