what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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