- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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