How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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