- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

scraggle is in you pillow case

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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