- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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