Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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