- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

i'm hard

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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