- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

NEVER

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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