- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Knock Knock.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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