A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Anti Joke

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