Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Pain Olympics.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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My cat just died.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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