- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

A black man walks out of a police station

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What page are you on The gay page.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

how do you win a game try your best

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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