Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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