roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Maths.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Anti Joke

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