- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What? Huh?

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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