- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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