- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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