why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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