whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Eric is gay Ha

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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