- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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