We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Badabing.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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