A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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