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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

XD Jackass.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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