- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

In soviet Russia...things are different

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

womens rights

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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