- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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