what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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