Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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