Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

ever tried african food? they neither

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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