What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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