- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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