why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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No

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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