- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

a man makes a bad joke

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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