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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A women left the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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