- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

I? Everett

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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