Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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