Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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