What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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guess what what ...

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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