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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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