- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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