- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A praying mantis is very graceful

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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