- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

I am a mime

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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