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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

I'm Polish.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

how man

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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