- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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