- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Anyone can post anything.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

knock knock come in !

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

I'm rick james bitch

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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