I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Women drivers...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Anti Joke

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