My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

This is an anti-joke.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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