- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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