- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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