- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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