a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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