Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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if you don't like this you're gay

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Anti Joke

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