Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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