A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Anti Joke

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