- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Pain Olympics.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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