- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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