- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

i like it in the mouth

NEVER

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How many light bulbs? 1

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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