How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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