Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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