- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

i'm hard

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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