- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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