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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Where's my baby??

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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