hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

homosexual rights to marriage

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Whats funny? Your face.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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