What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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