What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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time to spruce up!

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Where's the soap?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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