Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Tucker Rivera

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Anti Joke

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