Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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