what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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