- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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