Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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