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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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