Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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