The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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