What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Women's Rights

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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