- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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