- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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