*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

I have a really funny joke.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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