- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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