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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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