- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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