- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What page are you on The gay page.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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