- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

24

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

diarrhea.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??