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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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