- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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