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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Indians

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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