Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

I'm homeless.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

God is real.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A gay man watches football.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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