a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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