- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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