Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Turkey Balls

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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My mom

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Read a Book.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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