- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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