- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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