- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

This is my favorite antijoke.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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