Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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