- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what are you mike bibby?

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