Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Tunechi

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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I? Everett

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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