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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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