What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A lot eh?

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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your face

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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The Big Band Theory

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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