- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

So one time there was this woman learning...

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

I'm Coming

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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