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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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