- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What? Huh?

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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