What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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