Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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