- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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