whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A man did not like this site

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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