what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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