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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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