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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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