- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

womens rights.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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