A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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