what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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human centipede

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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I'm Coming

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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