What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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