what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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