Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

a man checks his mypsace

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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