- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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