what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A guy walks into a bar

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

how do you win a game try your best

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A black man walks out of a police station

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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