- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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