Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Yanter, Look it up

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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