Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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