What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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