- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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