What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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