What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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