What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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