- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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