So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

ever tried african food? they neither

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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