- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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