- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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