the economy.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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