- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Eric is gay Ha

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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