- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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