- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Your girlfriend.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

roses are red poo is poo

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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