- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

America

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

This is an anti-joke.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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