whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

i hate non minorities!

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What's white and gluey Glue

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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