- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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