What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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