- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

The FCC

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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