- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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