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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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