- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

knock knock who's there? your destiny

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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