Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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