- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

like most people my age. im 27

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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