- Anti Joke

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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