- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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