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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.