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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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