- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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