- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Once upon a time a was born

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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