- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a mime

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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