Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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