- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

i like it in the mouth

Racial equality.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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