How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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