- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Your big dick.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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