- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

kieran is a homosexual

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