- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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