a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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