what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Tucker Rivera

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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