- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What's long and black? A long and black object.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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