A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What does? 42

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a blind man walks into a wall

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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