What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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