- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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