- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Fat? Jesse Z

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

The Big Band Theory

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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