- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

woman's rights

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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