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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Your big dick.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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