- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

knock knock who's there ?

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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