- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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