- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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