Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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school homewrok

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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