a. why? b. because I wanted

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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