- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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