God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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