- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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