What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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