- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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