Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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