You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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