I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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