A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

knock knock go away

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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