- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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