What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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