Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Knock knock Come in

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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