Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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