- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Brain fart

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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