- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What's white and gluey Glue

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Tall asians

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

VITAMIN C!

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Gay rights.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Knock Knock.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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