- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What is green and slow Grass.

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