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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Want to hear a joke? Obama

i wonder who made this website? a human

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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