- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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