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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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