Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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