Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What is 9+10? 19

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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