- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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