What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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womens rights

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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João Duarte reads this.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Bitch

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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