- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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