ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Indians

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

My mom

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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