Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Obama lin Baden.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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