What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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A man did not like this site

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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