Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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