You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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