What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Camerons hair is Curly..

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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