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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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