- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How many light bulbs? 1

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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