- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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