- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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