Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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