- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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