- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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