- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

XD Jackass.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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