- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

antonio has a penis head.lol

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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