- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

How high is the sky? True or False

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

I? Everett

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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