- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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