- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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