A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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