Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Maths.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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