- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

HEY!

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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