- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference?

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How many light bulbs? 1

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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