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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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