Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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