why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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outside your comfort zone

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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a man makes a bad joke

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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