how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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