- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A guy walks into a bar

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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