- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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