- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A sober Irish individual.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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