You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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