Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Communism hehe xd

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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