Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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NEVER

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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