Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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