A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Dane Cook makes a joke.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Yanter, Look it up

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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