Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I'm homeless.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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