- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

You know whats annoying? Steve

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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