Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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