- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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