A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

civil rights

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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