- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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