- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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