You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

My jeans

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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