- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

You idiot.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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