Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Granny porn!

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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