- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Knock Knock Come in

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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