What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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