- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

No it doesnt..

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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