Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Chris Bosh's neck

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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