- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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