Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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