- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

In soviet Russia...things are different

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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