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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

I love pissing people off :P

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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