What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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