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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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