What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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knock knock come in

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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