What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

whats white jizz

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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