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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd