- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A Chinese man fails a math test

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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