A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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