What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

A black man walks out of a police station

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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