- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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