- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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