- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

how much fish could a chicken

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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