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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

I don't get it

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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