- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

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