- Anti Joke

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Allah walked into AK Bar

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.