- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

you see theres this guy.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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