- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

I'm homeless.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

steven hawking walks into a bar

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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