When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Knock knock Come in

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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