Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Anti Joke

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