- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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