Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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BIG MAC'S

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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