- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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