- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Knock Knock.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Death by kayak

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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