my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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