What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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like most people my age. im 27

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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