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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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