- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

autistic kids rock

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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