- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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