- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

13 =B you just learned something

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??