- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

13 =B you just learned something

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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