Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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12/23/2012

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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