- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

i like it in the mouth

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