- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

My mom

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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