- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

rent a cops

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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