What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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