- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Is maynaise an instrument?

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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