"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A man did not like this site

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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