- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Eric is gay Ha

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A pope meets another one

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Communism hehe xd

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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