Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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