- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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