- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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