- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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