- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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