- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."