A storm be brewin!

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. Ow

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Women's professional sports

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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