What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

jd and zach loves vigina

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Knock knock Fuck off!

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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