What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

The Labour Party.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Click here for free sandwich.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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