Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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