- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

womens rights

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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