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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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