- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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