What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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I Have a Black Friend

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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I don't get it

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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