What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Pain Olympics.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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