- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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