- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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