While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

A storm be brewin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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