- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

9/11 my birthday

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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