how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Anti Joke

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