Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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