23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Eric is gay Ha

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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