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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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