- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

whats worse than failing your maths test?

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

You know what's funny? A well told joke

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