- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

the economy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

i like it in the mouth

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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