Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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