a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...