- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Gay rights.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

a man checks his mypsace

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Knock Knock.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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