- Anti Joke

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.