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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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