Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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