Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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