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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

you will like this because i am black.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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