10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

I'm homeless.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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