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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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