- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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