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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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