- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

So these two girls have a cup .

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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