- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Get on the boat.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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