A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Sarah Palin.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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