- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

my penis

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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