- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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