- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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