How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

kennah campion when she talks

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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