"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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