Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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drugs.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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