- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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