- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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