- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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