What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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You are joking right?

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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