- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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