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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

guess what what ...

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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