Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

it was all Tagart

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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