- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

A guy walks into a bar

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What? Huh?

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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