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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Labour Party.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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