How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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