- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Fat? Jesse Z

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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