penis

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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