- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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