- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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