- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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