Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

One, two, three, four and five

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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