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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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