why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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