Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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