- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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