What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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