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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Your Mom The End.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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