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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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