- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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