- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1 error prohibited this post from being saved There were problems with the following fields: * Body can't be blank

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??