- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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