i am a dino. RAWR.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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dat shoe shine tho

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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