Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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