knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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