An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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