- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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