What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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