What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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