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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Knock Knock.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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