- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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