- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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