- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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