Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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