What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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