- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

9/11 my birthday

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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