What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Badabing.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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