- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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