- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Obama lin Baden.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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