- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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