Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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