- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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