- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

I? Everett

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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