- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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