- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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