- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Good job, son.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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