- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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