Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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