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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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