- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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