How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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I'm hungry.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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