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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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