Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

what did one computer say to the other .........

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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