- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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