What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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