- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why can't february march Because april may

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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