- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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