Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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bangers and mash?

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Your big dick.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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