- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Pain Olympics.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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