- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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