How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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