"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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