What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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