- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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