- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

will you like this joke my sources say no

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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