- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

You idiot.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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