- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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