- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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