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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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