Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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