- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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