- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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