- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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