A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Dislike if you are a prostitute

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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