- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What? Huh?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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