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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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