jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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karn chevalier

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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