- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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