- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Gus's mom

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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