So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Weaner

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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