- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Actually it was me Josh brown

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Maths.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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