how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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