My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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men's rights activists

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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