Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Eric is gay Ha

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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