- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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