- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Read a Book.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??