Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Anti Joke

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