Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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