- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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