- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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