i wonder who made this website? a human

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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