Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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My children are mistakes

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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I'm hungry.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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