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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

like if your cool

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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