Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Anti Joke

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